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"after you" he says, you ask if he's looking at you, who the hell else would he be looking at? he answers you explain that you never really know where he is looking at with his eyes and it's kind of unsettling, he tells you to shut up about his eyes and knock that door already
you tell him that he is more qualified than you to knock at doors, he answer that there is no such thing as door knocking qualification and if there was one he would have already proven his competence at it earlier
you tell him that he is the more qualified at making noise, he tells you that they won't even know who knocked you said that is precisely why he should knock, "FINE!" he says

well, this interaction is still going better than expected

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